The other day, I received an "introductory offer" e-mail from eHarmony, which opened compellingly as follows:
Dear [grackyfrogg],
The summer's not over yet! Get to know a man you've always dreamed of finding, and at a great discount. (emphasis mine)
So, apparently the man of my dreams = Mr. Blue Light Special.
How...romantic.
Of course, the irony is that, even though I created an eHarmony profile about two years ago, I have never once subscribed to their service. Why not?
Um, too expensive.
I am a strange, strange girl.
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$19.95, but wait there's more...you get a life time of email ads along with a ginsu steak knife set
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